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Everything Else => TV and Movies => Topic started by: Floyd on June 03, 2010, 07:07:16 pm
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Yes, I know all of my topic titles are entirely too long.
Don't say the name of the show you are watching or who is doing the talking, just what is being said.
Peter, Why are you staring into the dryer?
I'm watching the latest episode of Laundry Theater. See, those are Chris's socks, right. They don't know that Stewie's shirt is having an affair with Meg's trousers. Ooh! it's fun watching rich people be naughty!
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Hmm, I wonder what show that is... :P
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"Hi i'm date mike. Nice to meet me."
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"Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains."
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Hurry Leela, we don't have much time to begin repopulating earth. Go brush you're teeth, I will be waiting for you naked under this ques-a-dilla
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The hammer is my penis.
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That strange naked kid, that terrifying woman, they are with you! And the nurse, with the unorthodox training and the amazing gams, you are all together.
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When a bomb starts talking about itself in the third person, I get worried.
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Crusts are icky they make Eric sicky.
Made me lol.
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You know what Marshall should do? He should stop being sad! Everytime I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story
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Fuck that shit, I'm gettin' the bazooka!
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Oh, fuck off.
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What am I supposed to do? Conjure up holograms of Nathan Hale and Che Guevara? I'm a doctor, not a counterinsurgent.
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Star Trek Voyager always has great stuff.
here we are, stranded on a barren planet and you are stuck with the only Indian in the universe who can't start a fire by rubbing two sticks together. I'm sorry, Captain.
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Oh, fuck off.
What, I'm not allowed to have an opinion?
Your opinion is wrong.
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Some opinions are right, some are wrong, some are neither. Yours was wrong.
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Television is not inherently bad.
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OMG! I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE INTO A JELLY!
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OMG! I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE INTO A JELLY!
HEHEHEHEHEHE <3
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!
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I eat stickers all the time, bro!
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Many a forknight.
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Sorry for judging you earlier today, I did what I grew up watching my mother do- Underestimate minorities. Of course, then she would sleep with them.
She sound like someone I would dislike, and then like a lot, and then dislike again.
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Christ on a cracker!!
I know that the man pees inside the woman.
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Hubba hubba she is built... In Mexico, I believe.
And that's not silicon. It's tungsten, and plenty of it!
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Good news, Everyone! please report to my bedroom for a private exhibition.
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Everyone get in bed with me, I have something to show you.
Feast you eyes on this!
It's beautiful.
And Huge
Can I touch it?
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"My neighbor, Mr. Rogers-"
"You've got a neighbor named Mr. Rogers??"
"Not anymore."
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Yes, God is here too. He is going to talk to you right after Captain Crunch.
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You and the other kids just decide to throw an apocalypse while he’s gone??
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It is, in the end, whatever the hell I want it to be and when I'm through with it it's gonna blow a hole this wide, straight through the world's own idea of itself.
And they're throwing bottles at your house...
Come on, let's go break their arms
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He also seems to be developing three small vaginas in his stomach, but they are all sparkling clean.
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Congratulations! You are fully dilated to 10 centimeters, you may now give birth.
The computer simulation was not like this, that delivery was very orderly.
WELL I'M SORRY
This is the episode of Star Trek The Next Generation where Worf has to deliver Keiko O'Brien's baby it is funny. ALSO THE BABY IS ENTIRELY NAKED AT ONE POINT.
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Sweet kookaburra of Edinburgh, Professor! you sure you know how to fly this thing?
I invented it, didn't I? You wouldn't ask Thomas Edison whether he knew how to use a Sexmatron.