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Title: Random quotes from whatever you may be watching on TV at this moment.
Post by: Floyd on June 03, 2010, 07:07:16 pm
Yes, I know all of my topic titles are entirely too long.
Don't say the name of the show you are watching or who is doing the talking, just what is being said.

Peter, Why are you staring into the dryer?
I'm watching the latest episode of Laundry Theater. See, those are Chris's socks, right. They don't know that Stewie's shirt is having an affair with Meg's trousers. Ooh! it's fun watching rich people be naughty!
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Post by: rejoiceitssusan on June 03, 2010, 08:29:07 pm
Hmm, I wonder what show that is... :P
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Post by: CultureRevolution on June 04, 2010, 10:55:03 pm
"Hi i'm date mike. Nice to meet me."
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Post by: rejoiceitssusan on June 06, 2010, 10:53:54 pm
"Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains."
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Post by: Floyd on June 10, 2010, 10:23:21 pm
Hurry Leela, we don't have much time to begin repopulating earth. Go brush you're teeth, I will be waiting for you naked under this ques-a-dilla
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Post by: LGD on July 02, 2010, 10:39:49 pm
The hammer is my penis.
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Post by: Floyd on July 09, 2010, 09:40:53 pm
That strange naked kid, that terrifying woman, they are with you! And the nurse, with the unorthodox training and the amazing gams, you are all together.
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Post by: Floyd on July 27, 2010, 11:03:02 am
When a bomb starts talking about itself in the third person, I get worried.
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Post by: CultureRevolution on August 10, 2010, 11:30:37 pm
Crusts are icky they make Eric sicky.
Made me lol.
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Post by: Undertaker Sheep on August 11, 2010, 08:06:57 am
You know what Marshall should do? He should stop being sad! Everytime I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story
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Post by: Kate on August 14, 2010, 06:09:19 pm
Fuck that shit, I'm gettin' the bazooka!
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Post by: Floyd on August 17, 2010, 06:31:17 pm
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff228/floydatha/SADPANDA.gif)
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Post by: Matt on August 17, 2010, 10:05:56 pm
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Oh, fuck off.
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Post by: Floyd on August 18, 2010, 11:00:38 am
What am I supposed to do? Conjure up holograms of Nathan Hale and Che Guevara? I'm a doctor, not a counterinsurgent.
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Post by: Floyd on August 18, 2010, 11:04:00 am
Star Trek Voyager always has great stuff.

here we are, stranded on a barren planet and you are stuck with the only Indian in the universe who can't start a fire by rubbing two sticks together. I'm sorry, Captain.
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Post by: Matt on August 18, 2010, 03:02:06 pm
Oh, fuck off.
What, I'm not allowed to have an opinion?

Your opinion is wrong.
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Post by: Matt on August 18, 2010, 06:09:48 pm
Some opinions are right, some are wrong, some are neither. Yours was wrong.
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Post by: CultureRevolution on August 18, 2010, 10:03:15 pm
Television is not inherently bad.
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Post by: Matt on August 19, 2010, 04:37:39 pm
OMG! I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE INTO A JELLY!
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Post by: rejoiceitssusan on August 21, 2010, 09:42:36 pm
OMG! I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE INTO A JELLY!

HEHEHEHEHEHE <3
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Post by: Matt on August 22, 2010, 02:17:23 pm
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Matt on August 22, 2010, 03:29:47 pm
I eat stickers all the time, bro!
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Post by: Matt on August 22, 2010, 05:45:31 pm
Many a forknight.
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Post by: Floyd on August 22, 2010, 08:42:44 pm
Sorry for judging you earlier today, I did what I grew up watching my mother do- Underestimate minorities. Of course, then she would sleep with them.

She sound like someone I would dislike, and then like a lot, and then dislike again.
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Post by: rejoiceitssusan on August 23, 2010, 01:46:45 am
Christ on a cracker!!

I know that the man pees inside the woman.
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Post by: Floyd on August 23, 2010, 01:25:59 pm
Hubba hubba she is built... In Mexico, I believe.

And that's not silicon. It's tungsten, and plenty of it!
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Post by: Floyd on August 23, 2010, 01:30:24 pm
Good news, Everyone! please report to my bedroom for a private exhibition.
...
Everyone get in bed with me, I have something to show you.
Feast you eyes on this!
It's beautiful.
And Huge
Can I touch it?
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Post by: rejoiceitssusan on September 21, 2010, 09:57:53 pm
"My neighbor, Mr. Rogers-"
"You've got a neighbor named Mr. Rogers??"
"Not anymore."
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Post by: Floyd on October 03, 2010, 10:20:36 pm
Yes, God is here too. He is going to talk to you right after Captain Crunch.
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Post by: rejoiceitssusan on October 04, 2010, 03:41:11 pm
You and the other kids just decide to throw an apocalypse while hes gone??
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Post by: Undertaker Sheep on October 04, 2010, 05:28:27 pm
It is, in the end, whatever the hell I want it to be and when I'm through with it it's gonna blow a hole this wide, straight through the world's own idea of itself.
And they're throwing bottles at your house...
Come on, let's go break their arms
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Post by: Floyd on October 06, 2010, 10:11:23 pm
He also seems to be developing three small vaginas in his stomach, but they are all sparkling clean.
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Post by: Floyd on October 08, 2010, 09:05:02 pm
Congratulations! You are fully dilated to 10 centimeters, you may now give birth.

The computer simulation was not like this, that delivery was very orderly.
WELL I'M SORRY

This is the episode of Star Trek The Next Generation where Worf has to deliver Keiko O'Brien's baby it is funny. ALSO THE BABY IS ENTIRELY NAKED AT ONE POINT.
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Post by: Floyd on October 24, 2010, 10:07:43 pm
Sweet kookaburra of Edinburgh, Professor! you sure you know how to fly this thing?
I invented it, didn't I? You wouldn't ask Thomas Edison whether he knew how to use a Sexmatron.