Random quotes from whatever you may be watching on TV at this moment.

[Floyd]

Yes, I know all of my topic titles are entirely too long.
Don't say the name of the show you are watching or who is doing the talking, just what is being said.

Peter, Why are you staring into the dryer?
I'm watching the latest episode of Laundry Theater. See, those are Chris's socks, right. They don't know that Stewie's shirt is having an affair with Meg's trousers. Ooh! it's fun watching rich people be naughty!

[rejoiceitssusan]

Hmm, I wonder what show that is...

[CultureRevolution]

"Hi i'm date mike. Nice to meet me."

[rejoiceitssusan]

"Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains."

[Floyd]

Hurry Leela, we don't have much time to begin repopulating earth. Go brush you're teeth, I will be waiting for you naked under this ques-a-dilla

[LGD]

The hammer is my penis.

[Floyd]

That strange naked kid, that terrifying woman, they are with you! And the nurse, with the unorthodox training and the amazing gams, you are all together.

[Floyd]

When a bomb starts talking about itself in the third person, I get worried.

[CultureRevolution]

Crusts are icky they make Eric sicky.
Made me lol.

[Undertaker Sheep]

You know what Marshall should do? He should stop being sad! Everytime I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story

[Kate]

Fuck that shit, I'm gettin' the bazooka!

[Floyd]

[Matt]

Oh, fuck off.

[Floyd]

What am I supposed to do? Conjure up holograms of Nathan Hale and Che Guevara? I'm a doctor, not a counterinsurgent.

[Floyd]

Star Trek Voyager always has great stuff.

here we are, stranded on a barren planet and you are stuck with the only Indian in the universe who can't start a fire by rubbing two sticks together. I'm sorry, Captain.