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Yes, I know all of my topic titles are entirely too long.
Don't say the name of the show you are watching or who is doing the talking, just what is being said.

Peter, Why are you staring into the dryer?
I'm watching the latest episode of Laundry Theater. See, those are Chris's socks, right. They don't know that Stewie's shirt is having an affair with Meg's trousers. Ooh! it's fun watching rich people be naughty!
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Hmm, I wonder what show that is... :P

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That strange naked kid, that terrifying woman, they are with you! And the nurse, with the unorthodox training and the amazing gams, you are all together.
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Re: Random quotes from whatever you may be watching on TV at this moment.
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2010, 11:30:37 pm »
Crusts are icky they make Eric sicky.
Made me lol.

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Re: Random quotes from whatever you may be watching on TV at this moment.
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2010, 08:06:57 am »
You know what Marshall should do? He should stop being sad! Everytime I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story
Thom - So what's the vibe like, in this room of power?
Garth - It's uuuuh positive, Thom, it's very positive
Thom - I sense that there's gonna be some tracking... some bass-tracking.
Garth - You sense that? You're a prophet, Thom

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Re: Random quotes from whatever you may be watching on TV at this moment.
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2010, 06:09:19 pm »
Fuck that shit, I'm gettin' the bazooka!
I'mmm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I work all night and I sleep all dayy!
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra!
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dearr papaaa!

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Re: Random quotes from whatever you may be watching on TV at this moment.
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2010, 06:31:17 pm »
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Re: Random quotes from whatever you may be watching on TV at this moment.
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2010, 11:00:38 am »
What am I supposed to do? Conjure up holograms of Nathan Hale and Che Guevara? I'm a doctor, not a counterinsurgent.
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Re: Random quotes from whatever you may be watching on TV at this moment.
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2010, 11:04:00 am »
Star Trek Voyager always has great stuff.

here we are, stranded on a barren planet and you are stuck with the only Indian in the universe who can't start a fire by rubbing two sticks together. I'm sorry, Captain.
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