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Re: Random quotes from whatever you may be watching on TV at this moment.
« Reply #30 on: October 04, 2010, 05:28:27 pm »
It is, in the end, whatever the hell I want it to be and when I'm through with it it's gonna blow a hole this wide, straight through the world's own idea of itself.
And they're throwing bottles at your house...
Come on, let's go break their arms
Thom - So what's the vibe like, in this room of power?
Garth - It's uuuuh positive, Thom, it's very positive
Thom - I sense that there's gonna be some tracking... some bass-tracking.
Garth - You sense that? You're a prophet, Thom

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Re: Random quotes from whatever you may be watching on TV at this moment.
« Reply #31 on: October 06, 2010, 10:11:23 pm »
He also seems to be developing three small vaginas in his stomach, but they are all sparkling clean.
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« Reply #32 on: October 08, 2010, 09:05:02 pm »
Congratulations! You are fully dilated to 10 centimeters, you may now give birth.

The computer simulation was not like this, that delivery was very orderly.
WELL I'M SORRY

This is the episode of Star Trek The Next Generation where Worf has to deliver Keiko O'Brien's baby it is funny. ALSO THE BABY IS ENTIRELY NAKED AT ONE POINT.
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Re: Random quotes from whatever you may be watching on TV at this moment.
« Reply #33 on: October 24, 2010, 10:07:43 pm »
Sweet kookaburra of Edinburgh, Professor! you sure you know how to fly this thing?
I invented it, didn't I? You wouldn't ask Thomas Edison whether he knew how to use a Sexmatron.
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